Whakapapa is a village and ski field on the slopes of Mt Ruapehu. As ‘Wh’ is pronounced ‘f’ in Maori, when this word is pronounced to an English-speaker, the ski field seems to be implying sexual acts with one’s parent. Rest assured, in the Maori language, te reo Maori, Whakapapa means genealogy.
On the subject of whaking, this is slightly more acceptable, as it goes with the job description.Â Whakahoro is on the edge of the Whanganui National Park.
3.Â Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu
At 85 letters long, this is the longest place name in the world! See the sign for yourself at Porangahau in Hawke’s Bay.
3. Hump back Ridge Track
More sexual connotations…
4. Hooker Valley
No, this is not a valley of hookers. It is, however, an awesome walk to do in Aoraki Mt Cook National Park.
Why poo? We don’t know, but Waipu is actually a beautiful beach settlement in Northland not too far to some of the best free glowworm caves in New Zealand.
6.Â Tutaekuri River
This Maori word translated into English means ‘dog s**t’.
7.Â Mount Tarawera
While some translate “Tarawera” to “Burnt Spear”, others translate to “Burning Vagina”…
8. Te Urewera
Te Urewera translates to ‘single genitals’ or ‘burnt penis’ after a Maori tale of a chief who rolled too close to a fire while he was sleeping.
9. Shag Point
You know where to go…
10. Cape Foulwind
We like to believe someone let rip as they were naming it. Locals like to believe it’s because this cape receives the winds from Australia. The real story is, the English explorer, Captain Cook, named the cape after experiencing strong winds off its shores.